Who was hotter? Well, according to Bryant, Pam.....

Show Script

In today's show, you're going to get two stories for the price of one because that's how I have to set this thing up. I got to cool stories for you in the moral of today's story. I'm gonna give you up front so that you can be thinking on it while I tell you these fantastical and ridiculous stories from my life that are all true. So the moral of today's stories of question, are you too agreeable? And now the question comes from obviously an assessment that I've taken of myself uh, every year, several times a year I will take personality inventories like the Texaco test, which is and the evolution or a derivative if you prefer, of the Big Five personality inventory. And I take these tests because you all know that I am a proponent of self awareness and I truly believe that self awareness is the exact bedrock foundation of all your success, all of your sense of purpose, purpose, and all your happiness. And yes, I'm out here on the workout trail again. Anyway, back to the question, are you too agreeable personality inventories? So I take these tests to assess where I'm at, to understand who I am right and to understand what my tendencies are that I may not be exactly conscious of right. Like I have some tendencies, everybody has biases in tendencies, right? Like the corporate world has adopted, what I have read is kind of horse crap. But they've adopted this test that Harvard put together, uh, to measure unconscious bias from what I understand those tests are horseshit. Scientifically I could be wrong. But smart scientists that I seem to remember saying that I have some faith in said, Yeah, nice try and then I kind of disregarded it. Now the government and some corporate world are 100 into this bullshit and trying to teach people that they're secretly biased to fat people were blacks and it's hilarious. Like no, we're all biased like where do you guys understand? We're all biased against being fat. Right? Here's a quick little science. Less important. All humans are biased against being really, really fat. Let's let's define our terms, right? And I don't mean bias like in some moral or ethical way that you are somehow in the wrong and should be condemned because you are overweight, buy american weight standards. I am obese and you guys have seen me on camera, I don't look like I can't lift weights and run real fast. Right? So I get it. I am technically overweight too. I'm not obviously shaming anybody, but you understand that we're all biased, all humans, every single human being. And these are the things honestly, these are the things that frustrate me that people don't talk about because the media is retarded, right? All humans are biased against being wildly overweight. Why? Because that kills us biologically you have a biological sense of hey, that is not okay because carrying that much weight means there's other things internally that aren't right. That is not shaming, that is not tearing a person down. That is being a friend who's telling them, hey keep going in that direction and yes, you're beautiful and all that other bullshit. The magazines had to tell you to make you feel good about yourself for five seconds. So you would buy their fucking magazine because you thought they cared about you wrong Susan, they don't give a shit about you, you're fat or how beautiful you think you are. They care about your money and the advertisers that paid for that stupid ass magazine to exist to tell you that horseshit about beauty standards and make no mistake. I think american beauty standards are fucking retarded. I don't like super skinny chicks I never had Except one. I dated, she was dope. But you got to be really dope to be a super skinny chicken. Get my attention. Sorry, I'm also married so my attention is in my house. 

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