Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan feel bad for Charlie, wonder how Esme fit into Bella's jeans, and by the way, did you know the entire Cullen house doubles as a freaking war bunker? Because that happens.

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