You've wanted it, you've waited for it, you've been oh so patient. It's Lost On Lost's first Claire-centric episode, and in the words of guest Brett Charles, it's "sufficient."

Topics include secret families, nets, quaaludes, and questionable set design. We also discover and name the primary antagonist of Lost On Lost, whose notorious soft focus is the bane of JP's viewing experience.

Enjoy our excellent, if occasionally tangential, analysis of Par Avion, and once you're done there, check out Knokx Pro Wrestling at knokxpro.com and on IG and Twitter.

Also, birds aren't real.