The true stars of this week's episode? Turkeys. In this episode we break down their crimes, chaos, their surprisingly aggressive personalities, and even being used as a weapon in one story.

Sources:

🦃https://www.13abc.com/2023/01/22/this-turkey-has-literally-taken-over-our-life-wild-turkey-terrorizes-mobile-home-community/?outputType=amp

🦃https://www.columbiatribune.com/story/lifestyle/around-town/2018/06/09/tina-turkey/12022134007/

🦃https://www.kjct8.com/2025/11/15/argument-over-turkey-leads-shooting-grocery-store-police-say/

🦃https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/12/03/Dispatchers-police-officer-replace-stolen-Thanksgiving-dinner/18891386107235/

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna27894830

🦃https://www.komu.com/news/tina-the-turkey-wanders-a-columbia-neighborhood-earning-fans/article_ada9262f-ba74-5f23-8b37-266678757348.html

🦃https://midmichigannow.com/news/local/sheriff-investigating-livestock-larceny-in-tuscola-county

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