Congratulations citizen! You have been granted clearance by our Friend Computer to this Bonus Mandatory Voluntary Orientation Session!  It's time our newly minted citizen got themselves a mission from Our Friend The Computer! Missions are Very Important critical tasks only given to the most trusted citizens of alpha complex. Missions are also fun! And since they're so much fun they are also mandatory! Don't forget your mop! 

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