Welcome to the world, citizen clones! You live to serve Friend Computer. Friend Computer is your friend, and so you must be happy. An unhappy person is a no-good traitor, and traitors must be terminated. Root out traitors and you will be in Friend Computer’s good books, but wrongly accuse a citizen of treason (pronunciation: not found) and you will be terminated. Friend Computer’s judgement is perfect; their design is perfect; to malfunction is to commit treason. Good luck! You might make it to the end of the day.

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Cast

Edited by Azul Alysum and Erin O'Flaherty

Theme Song: Composed by Michaela Cornelius (https://soundcloud.com/mikatte), with vocals by Erin O'Flaherty

Additional Music:

To Pass Time by Godmode - Provided by Youtube Audio Library https://www.youtube.com/c/ncalib

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SFX:

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