Ew!

EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!

Why would anyone want to hear about this? What's wrong with you sickos?

Well, for the strong of spirit and stomach we have:

Mind-control fungus, enjoying leaches for health and beauty, worms that may or may not be boning in your colon, and a fruitless search for symbiosis of the scrotum. 

Plus scabies, crabs, ticks, chiggers, and the legend of a fish that swims up your pee hole.