<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2313205/open_sms">Send us a text</a>Kevin tells Lizzy the story of a French sea captain who did a bunch of terrible things and made a bunch of terrible decisions, including getting himself and a bunch of innocent people shipwrecked for years.To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)

Send us a text Kevin tells Lizzy the story of a French sea captain who did a bunch of terrible things and made a bunch of terrible decisions, including getting himself and a bunch of innocent people shipwrecked for years. To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)

<a href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2313205/open_sms" rel="noopener noreferrer">Send us a text</a>Kevin tells Lizzy the story of a French sea captain who did a bunch of terrible things and made a bunch of terrible decisions, including getting himself and a bunch of innocent people shipwrecked for years.To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)

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Have you ever almost died? We have, and we think those are some of the best stories. Comedians Lizzy Cassidy and Kevin Casey White bring you a podcast all about near death experiences, where they tell stories of survival with gallows humor, and some good old fashioned jokes. Featuring guests from HBO, Comedy Central, CONAN, The Tonight Show, and more! Tales of getting lost at sea, trapped in a vulcano, and kidnapped on purpose round out just a few stories you’ll hear in this hilarious, dark, and captivating podcast. Listeners are encouraged to participate too! Call us at 470-NOT-DEAD or email us at closecallspodcast@gmail.com and we’ll tell your story! Close Calls is a listening experience to die for…see what we did there? We hate it too.

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