Welcome back to Speakeasy Unfiltered, where the mics are hot and the takes are even hotter. In this unfiltered episode, the crew dives into the absolute madness of driving in Texas—from the rage-inducing merge etiquette debates to traffic hacks that "just don’t make sense."

We get real about: The Great Zipper Merge Debate (and why nobody gets it right)

Traffic “life hacks” and why they're probably BS

Seasonal allergies and near-death sneezing fits

Planned parenthood (or lack thereof) and chaotic family trees Birth control horror stories and weird medical mishaps

Whether you're stuck in traffic, late for work, or just love a good traffic rant, this one’s for you. Viewer discretion advised: This episode includes strong language, spicy takes, and questionable life advice.

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