Your hangover symptoms and what they mean

You get drunk and feel just awful.  You feel worse once you fully experience all that being drunk has to offer such as diarrhea.  Yeah, booze speeds up digestion.  And that puffiness?  You get so dehydrated that your body tries to retain water and you get bloated, especially your eyes.  Is that your ex you just called?  Liquor lowers your inhibitions and unleashes feelings.  You have little-to-no judgment.  You don’t monitor what you’re doing, so you make those really big and embarrassing mistakes.  I’m so drunk, why can’t I sleep?  It’s because alcohol messes with your rapid eye movement sleep.  As the booze wears off, you’re gonna wake up often and earlier.  If you drank to drunkenness, drink water, get in bed, and if you’re lucky, have someone to babysit your stupid self.  Keep drinking water the next day to flush the toxins out.  And, don’t do it again!

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