In the Pun Jab #116, it's midweek mirth with jokes on bakeries, Paris, hacking and more!

The Pun Jab #116:

Those who rob banks are bad people, but it's those who rob bakeries who really take the cake.

I just saw a documentary on how ships are held together. Riveting!

My email password has been hacked again - that's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

I decided to go to Paris on a whim. Turned out that I couldn't, so I caught a train.

People tell me I'm condescending. That means that I talk down to people.

I tell you what catches my eye - short people with umbrellas.