This week on Dippin and Sippin, we unveil the first-ever, completely unaccredited, highly unscientific Official Animal Combat Ranking System™ (OACRS).Using a rigorous evaluation process (vibes, wingspan, eye contact intensity, and “would it hesitate?” energy), we determine which animals we could beat in a fair, no-weapons, straight-up fist fight.Is anyone actually beating a raccoon? Why are birds more terrifying than they look? And who on this podcast is wildly overestimating themselves?Grab your drink and prepare for the most unserious wildlife analysis ever conducted.The Animal Kingdom will not be pleased.