-Fred mistakenly walks into a production of Mary Poppins before heading to the Royal Rumble.

-Michigan survives Polar Vortex, outraged at Governor's request to turn down thermostat a bit.

-Local party goer exclaims "I'm just here for the commercials" in hopes nobody tries to talk to them about Football.

-Mike grants the child inside Fred Slow permission to root for the Rams even though they left his ass in St. Louis.

-Government could shut down again in a few weeks because Trump and Pelosi cannot agree on calling it a wall or a fence.

-No one is more excited about Roger Stone getting arrested than Roger Stone.