Part eight of Twin Peaks: The Return is officially the weirdest television ever made, but will that stop our team doing their best to describe what just happened? Absolutely not.

There's a double cross, a chorus-line of charcoal men acting as paranormal paramedics. Atoms are split and minds are blown. Finally, we see a phallic creature emerge from an egg. It is a cockroach? Is it a frog?

No! It's a cockfrog!

Links:

• Manichaeism — a system of belief based on the duality of good and evil
• J Robert Oppenheimer — father of the atomic bomb
• Buffalo Nickel