Wine.

Cry.

Complain.

Today's podcast is going to show you why you're being a faggot in your life.

But before you get all bent out of shape and think that I've gone politically incorrect, you need to understand one thing: gay people are gladiators. Some of the strongest people I've ever met.

But faggots? Well faggots are people that are satisfied with participation trophies in life and pointing the finger at other people for all their failures.