Khalil and Ali unpack the ritual, chaos, and emotional math of partying when you’re queer, Palestinian, and tired. From pre-game anxiety and ADHD meds to lineups, Uber politics, and avoiding exes in the club, this episode delivers dry humor, sharp critique, and enough sass to power a disco ball. They discuss smoking as survival, guest list elitism, and why the pre-game often eats the main event. Also: Ali demands five compliments minimum, Khalil fights jacket check culture, and both agree—being hot doesn’t mean you have to show up.