Serious question. Why does my oven have a lasagna button? Are people out here crushing lasagna at such a high frequency that it earned its own dedicated setting? And more importantly… am I not eating enough lasagna?

Then it hits me. I am officially out of passwords. Mentally. Spiritually. Emotionally. It’s 2026 and we are still typing characters into tiny boxes like it’s 2009. How is this still the system and why has no one saved us yet?

And just when you think life couldn’t get more dangerous, winter rolls around and suddenly we are propping open kitchen cabinets so pipes don’t freeze. All good until you wake up half asleep at 3am, go to the bathroom, and absolutely wreck your chin on an open cabinet door.

This episode is a rapid-fire rant about modern inconveniences, outdated systems, and the oddly specific things no one warned us about. Come for the lasagna button confusion. Stay for the password burnout and mild household injuries.