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Past and Future Time in the Present
Past and Future Time in the Present. You can ask "What Time Is It?" all you like but don't expect a straight answer anytime soon from this pair of nitwits. The "Time is Now" and that's all that matters in the grand scheme of things. Depending on how your feeling it might speed up or slow down, but that's just your perception and no one else cares as they have their own problems trying to get a straight answer from the cosmos, who is not bothered explaining itself to them as it's all a matter of relativity.
George keeps meddling in the past, changing causality with the "Doctor Who Effect", Editing Podcasts Willy Nilly to give himself more Air Time at an unreasonable Cost of Garvin's Show Time. If you are not sure what to do with those extra moments, Feel Free to Listen In to their Inane Ramblings about how you should be using it more wisely.
Realising their proverbial sand jars are less than half full or even worse and with no major scientific breakthrough insight, they seek solace in Time Travel and how they should give it up as a bad habit to face their own mortality and stop trying to kill time, sure what did it do to them to deserve such aggressive attention anyway?
Some of their favourite ways to pass the multitude of NOW's away included, "Reading and Responding to Social Media Likes and Comments", "Pondering what to do with CDs after you have scanned them?", "Questioning What is Permanent Memory if nothing is Permanent anyway?" and "If you sit very still, Did you actually move if the universe wasn't looking?
They quickly move on and attempt to visualise a better Future Now, which gets confusing as George sees black and white in full colour and Garvin is Stuck on Auto Replay only then to realise there's no actual time left as they had inadvertently used it all up.
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Past and Future Time in the Present. You can ask "What Time Is It?" all you like but don't expect a straight answer anytime soon from this pair of nitwits. The "Time is Now" and that's all that matters in the grand scheme of things. Depending on how your feeling it might speed up or slow down, but that's just your perception and no one else cares as they have their own problems trying to get a straight answer from the cosmos, who is not bothered explaining itself to them as it's all a matter of relativity.
George keeps meddling in the past, changing causality with the "Doctor Who Effect", Editing Podcasts Willy Nilly to give himself more Air Time at an unreasonable Cost of Garvin's Show Time. If you are not sure what to do with those extra moments, Feel Free to Listen In to their Inane Ramblings about how you should be using it more wisely.
Realising their proverbial sand jars are less than half full or even worse and with no major scientific breakthrough insight, they seek solace in Time Travel and how they should give it up as a bad habit to face their own mortality and stop trying to kill time, sure what did it do to them to deserve such aggressive attention anyway?
Some of their favourite ways to pass the multitude of NOW's away included, "Reading and Responding to Social Media Likes and Comments", "Pondering what to do with CDs after you have scanned them?", "Questioning What is Permanent Memory if nothing is Permanent anyway?" and "If you sit very still, Did you actually move if the universe wasn't looking?
They quickly move on and attempt to visualise a better Future Now, which gets confusing as George sees black and white in full colour and Garvin is Stuck on Auto Replay only then to realise there's no actual time left as they had inadvertently used it all up.