We have made some changes to our Patreon and wanted to let you know what to expect from your subscription moving forward!

• Simplified Tiers. We simplified our tiers so there will only be three offerings: a $5, $10, and $50 level

  • The $2 tier is going away July 1, but any current $2 members will be grandfathered in at that price.

• Early Access. All of our paid members will receive early access to ad-free podcast episodes, generally released twice a month. Additionally, Patreon members will receive around 20-45 minutes of post-episode bonus content with each release!

• Group Chat. All paid members also now have access to a community group chat and a chat where you can suggest stories for us to cover in upcoming episodes.

• Live Chat. Our $10 tier offers the chance to join us for live "Shitpostia" doomscroll sessions, where we will discuss our social feeds and answer audience questions.

• Extra Offerings for Annual Subscribers. If you subscribe annually at either the $5 or $10 level, you will receive merchandise including buttons ($5+$10 tier), stickers ($5+$10 tier), and blotter art ($10 tier).