Patrick Bristow. Patrick has been in “Austin Powers,” “So I Married an Axe Murderer,” “The Transformers,” “Showgirls,” and “The Longest Yard.” On television, Patrick has appeared in “Ellen,” “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” “King of the Hill,” “Malcolm in the Middle,” and “The Family Guy.” Patrick’s an alum of “The Groundlings,” and has toured worldwide with “Stuffed and Unstrung” for the Jim Henson Company.