We're reporting from the pit of Olympic Gooch Week (the sunken place between the end of Patriot Prime Time and the start of the Paralympics) as our brains recover from the rot of hyper-fixation on sports we only care about every four years. Gold medal counts were muddled when a Karenesque plot unravelled beside a novelty-sized boom box, where an unlikely protagonist called 'Dr. Ray Gun' left the world questioning: is the sports world elite or simply elitist?

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(00:00:00) Wide World Of Sports We Only Care About Every 4 Years

(00:07:50) Basketball & How The Boomers Let Us Down

(00:13:03) Tradition VS Modernity: Skateboarding, Breaking & Future Codes

(00:20:55) Cease & Desist: Paris 2024 Creative Direction (Down With Turquoise & The Bob Lady Logo)

(00:22:21) Dr. Ray Gun: Inventor Of Karenesque Theory