(Smoky, saucy, tender, and proudly white‑stuff‑free)

Welcome back to “I Hate White Stuff,” the only cooking podcast where mayonnaise, sour cream, ranch, and every other pale, gloopy ingredient get kicked out of the kitchen like they tried to sneak into your BBQ pit. Today’s recipe is a slow‑cooked Lone Star legend: Patriot Slow Cooker Texas Pulled Pork — a dish so flavorful and fall‑apart tender it should come with its own rodeo announcer.