Oh! So nice to see you again. Won't you sit back, put your feet up, unzip your pants, and join us for Episode 31? Great. Now that you're partially undressed, let us take you on a little trip to Florida where you guessed it, Casey Anthony is located and somehow still making headlines. But wait, that was just a layover on the way to Tenessee where your COVID vaccination comes with an SUV instead of a tracking device. Superb! You're now fully vaccinated and back on the plane to Florida because you forgot your order at - insert popular burger chain with a king mascot - and forgot to lambast someone with racial slurs over tomato slices TOO THICC. Now that your crazy tank is fully empty, you're back on the plane again and heading to one bad vacation after the next because you're a horrible person and deserve nothing but the worst. Jk! You've been an upstanding member of society and to reward you we are going to finish off the evening with not only a rose but also a bedtime story straight from the pages of Missed Connections Theater!

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