Trillions of years in the future, as the universe draws to a close, working stars are in short supply. A galactic-scale holding company moves stars for money. Naturally, problems ensue, and a lot of assets (and beings) get liquidated. Featuring: the triumph of communism, Space Mongols, mausoleum planets made of quartz, Walter constantly tapping his goddamn microphone, and robot eunuchs.

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