An episode that will (or won't) live in infamy. We're talking about the attack on Pearl Harbor that took place on December 7, 1941 and Michael Bay's 2001 blockbuster Pearl Harbor, starring Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett, and Kate Beckinsale.

Things to Ponder: Will Courtney ever be able to pronounce Charlize Theron on the first try? Why didn't they tweeze Josh Hartnett's eyebrows? Michael Shannon is underappreciated. Does Michael Bay even care? About anything?

Theme Song: "Upbeat Party" by Scott Holmes