In this episode, we explore a secret that delays eight dudes from going camping in a VW Van, two offended hikers, and celebrities based on the fathers of two friends.

Featuring... kind of, sort of Captain Hippo:

Daniel Spenser + Mike Antonucci

Andrew Ford + Glenn Boozan

Michael Hartney + Connor Ratliff

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