Maxim #91. Women will screech louder the closer your words get to damaging or exposing vulnerabilities in their sexual market value.

Basic rules of engagement:

1. You don’t have to send a pic of your own penis.

2. If you send a pic of your own penis with authenticity in mind, make sure you are packing heat.

3. Send a flaccid penis.

4. Include the balls some way.

5. Shoot from below.

Personally – I would run penis pic game, but a phone with a 24 inch screen hasn’t been invented yet.