We had a show planned. Really… we did.

And then, the Right Reverend Rod, Friar Cook, and Laird of Oakdale decided to cook dinner. Having removed a portion of his thumb, he was left with an appendage that looks… well… phallic.

And he won’t stop touching it.

The BEER of the WEEK, which Rod was consuming both before and after the Turkey Tetrazzini Incident, is a Pandemic favorite.

If Dave could stop giggling over Rod’s Penis Thumb, his HISTORICAL RABBIT HOLE of the WEEK would tell you a tale of the Cold War, in which the Polish National Football Team, which finished 3rd in the 1980 World Cup, helped bring down Communism. Just not quite like you might think they could.

Our LISTENER CITY of the WEEK involves some Thanksgiving history and a swipe at the B1G 10.

No matter how you slice it, it’s a fun-filled episode of Do Not Resuscitate…