Penny Greenhalgh returns to the farm after leaving boarding school to find that she has become a Nowhere Boy (any relation to the biographical film about John Lennon is, Penny would like to emphasise, unintentional and unfortunate).

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#89. Penny Greenhalgh - The Old Times Cafe

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Was the goose a member of the military? Impossible to say.

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#167. James Colley - Bullied By A Goose

Inspired by her mother's knack for body surfing, Cait tries to become a seal, but the ocean teaches her a valuable lesson.

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#166. Cait Harris - Pruned Extremities

James Valentine remembers how great it was to make friends.

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#165. James Valentine - Kenny

Zoë Coombs Marr should probably hate Christmas, but for some reason, she doesn’t.

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#164. Zoë Coombs Marr - Catfished By A Fat Elf

A moving ode to Josh's father, inspired by the tattoo his father got on his back at an age that one does not usually get a back tattoo.

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#89. Penny Greenhalgh - The Old Times Cafe

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