This week we ask, is that a burning sensation, or are you just ascending? Someone knocks over the gong, The vessel is moist, the yawns could be contagious, and the coffee is HOT. Also, we find out what exactly is in the bio filter on the Holodeck, and the answer could become....What? That's the end of the sentence?

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Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

Patrick Hall

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00:00 Welcome aboard! Star Trek: Lower Decks - "Moist Vessel"

01:00 Today, our guest is...Oops!

01:30 The trouble with hungry Tribbles

02:30 The trouble with access panels

02:45 What are you thinking?

03:20 Horrific Meat-Thing

05:00 RIP Chadwick Boseman

06:00 A Trek-Positive Pine? https://trekmovie.com/2020/08/28/chris-pine-hopes-to-get-back-to-work-on-star-trek-4/

06:44 Alex Kurtzman interview in Variety https://trekmovie.com/2020/08/26/alex-kurtman-says-writing-team-building-a-very-surprising-section-31-star-trek-series/

08:00 Shatner's Blue's album is out

08:20 All of the Asians on Star Trek Podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all-the-asians-on-star-trek/id1529010237

08:55 Moist Vessel Anal Recap

09:12 Teaser: The Yawns (And PADDddds)

11:00 Did somebody get Tribbles in the Turkey? The Triduckle

12:00 If your turkey is purring...

12:30 TWOK easter egg

13:00 We apologize for the use of the word MOIST during this podcast.

14:00 Act 1: The Worst Jobs

15:00 It was totally cum

16:00 "People really use it for that?!"

16:20 It's not always the same color...Or same load sizes

17:00 Dirty secret about Holodecks

17:25 When was the last time anyone did it...OH GOD!

17:45 Ascending

18:00 Order what you want, and at what temperature

18:15 Getting Gonged

18:45 LLAP, sucker

19:21 That's a good idea

19:45 The Riker Lean

20:30 Act 2: Promoted

21:20 Higher Rank = Lower Fun

22:30 The Responsibility of Responsibility.

23:00 This is a friendly game

23:15 Boimler is like Opposite Guy

23:45 The Trouble with Bean Bags

24:30 A pair of tribbles

25:00 Audit the Audit

25:29 Captain Durango's Competition

25:40 Tellarite? Or Tellawrong

26:15 Not on my watch!

27:20 A poorly designed Butt Plug

27:50 Act 3: Ascending and it burns

28:50 It's called "Being a Dick!"

29:00 First name basis

29:20 Special Guest: Carol Brady

29:50 Gas can be a good thing

30:20 When Engineering smells like a Macy's perfume section

30:40 Crappy Cinnamon Challenge

31:10 You don't like me?!

31:40 Star Trek: Rated V for Violence

32:20 The wrong time for Hot Coffee

33:00 It was Barclay Bad. It was Edward Bad

33:30 Spoiler Alert - Purple Pubes?

34:00 You're not supposed to have a burning sensations when you ascend.

35:00 Mother and Daughter Team

35:30 You can't make fun of Senior people

36:00 Mariner - Officer material?

37:25 The finger-lick thing

38:45 Don't lick the Holodeck Cum Filter

39:00 Recycling

39:30 We get Salty?

40:00 There's a camera in the Holodeck?

40:30 The Evil Professor

41:20 Blame it on the Tribbles

41:30 Rutherford experiences the Wrath of Tendi

41:50 Monitoring Power Fluctuations

42:30 Catians are a Borg's Best Friend?

43:00 Best Trek ever?

43:30 Animated Trek with Comedy

44:00 News - Season 1 of Star Trek: Discovery will run on CBS starting September 24, 10pm

45:50 What are they going to do when Tilly swears? Sensors Censoring?

47:27 Revisiting Nipple-gate

48:00 Violence is fine. But, show a tit...

48:50 What about Justin?

49:50 Why not teach the boys to not act like horny little bastards?

50:50 I like my violence Cartoon Style

51:30 The Trouble with Algorithms...But post a nipple!

53:30 The Bundle Discount

54:20 The next episode is...???

54:40 Boimler's got a Girlfriend? What, we going to the Holodeck?

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