Mike has some bad news about the Earth's rotation. The guys are convinced Kramer was the first person to ever get canceled online. Mike drove down to Georgia last week and it was hell. He learned a lot of lessons about driving that much in that amount of time. There comes a point where sharing a hotel room with your mother just isn't fun anymore. Have you ever heard Forward Down The Field when the Detroit Lions score a touchdown? Dennis DeYoung asked Tom Morello of Rage Against The Machine to play guitar on a dumb new song. Do you avoid concerts because the fees from Ticketmaster are so out of control greedy? Scott wonders if we're the old stodgy idiots who are talking about the good old days. Dynamic pricing for concert tickets for acts like Bruce Springsteen are creating monster sticker shock situations for the best seats in the house. Working class people denied. Scott talks about the Michigan primary election with Devos family pawn Tudor Dixon having a big victory this week. The Michigan governorship will be Tudor vs. Gretchen Whitmer this fall and we couldn't care less. Mike's pissed about how corrupt Michigan is as toxic waste was dumped into the Huron River recently. Will we vote and does it matter? Will you? Scott and Mike think people might say they love The Clash, but don't really listen to them. We got your emails of course! Danny talks schools us on The Clash. Mr. Pink wants to hear about Armie Hammer and then Eric has a crisis about his neighbor moving his lawn. Scott is baffled by how much Luke and Mike keep up on the news. Is Scott the last guy in society to know about Armie Hammer? We decided to close the show with Ride My See-Saw by The Moody Blues. If any of this nonsense inspires you for better or for worse, email the show at [email protected]