With Theo Messi back in hiding, Ryan and Brooks dirty tackle Pep Guardiola's team selection temper tantrum and Man United's welcoming of Alexis Sanchez's dogs. In the return of "Throw Ins," the rise of sign based shirt begging, Neymar's whining, and Adam Lallana's youth-team freakout are all addressed. 

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