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by Krosis. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.
"Doctor Lintrell?"
The brown-haired woman looked up from her desk and lowered her cats-eye glasses. "Yes? Do we have an appointment?"
The
"Oh, yes, please close the door and have a
The agents sat. The man, Smolder, leaned forward, looking skeptical. "About a large blue penis?"
The
Kelly read it and then
"I don't remember writing that, agents, but it's definitely my handwriting."
Smolder took a picture of the note with his phone and handed it back to the doctor. "John Smith, huh?"
She looked nettled. "Obviously a fake name...I expect that he was embarrassed about his penis."
Kelly nodded. "And you can't remember anything about this man, other than that?"
Doctor Lintrell shook her head. "I'm sorry...my staff didn't even remember him. One thought that he might have had brown hair?"
Smolder
"I'm sorry for my partner," Kelly said. "He's a bit of a skeptic."
The doctor nodded. "You said you were Homeland Security? I called the local police."
Kelly got to her feet. "We believe that this could be far bigger than a local issue." She drew closer and whispered, "Aliens."
The doctor looked at her blankly. "You think 'John Smith' is Mexican?"
Kelly frowned and sighed. "Something like that. We'll be in touch, Doctor."
---
Spring
He caught the gorgeous blonde just as she was heading back to class. "Hey, Charisma! Can I talk to you?"
"You are talking to me," she replied dismissively, not stopping.
"I mean alone!"
She paused and turned to him. "What for?"
"I...I have to show you something...you'll really love it!"
"I've
"Just a sec," Ed said. He turned his back to her and let
"Oh," Charisma responded as she beheld his large blue alien penis.
Ed paused. "Oh?"
Charisma pulled her skirt up, surprising him. "Yeah, I already got one of those. Blue dick buddies!" She held out her fist.
Ed was unable to tear his eyes away from the 4" blue penis hanging between her legs.
"Oh, c'mon! Don't leave me hangin'!"
Ed slowly raised his arm and gave her the saddest fist bump ever.
"Okay, see ya!" Then she was gone, leaving Ed standing alone in the girls' washroom.
*So...I
"Drones?"
*Yeah...well,
Ed's mind was overloading. Everyone he had sex with? "Muh...my Mom too?"
*Oh, she's been great, just going to town on the locals, and then with her own sister...so hot!*
"Aunt Erin?!"
Just
*Time to have some fun, Ed!*
"But...no..." Ed felt his body flush with desire for this young woman, Perry leading the way as he advanced on her.
She
"Perry...I
*Hey,
Ed started to thrust. It was feeling really good. His mind
*That's what I named your remaining testicle. I can make
"I...umm..." Ed unfastened the girl's bra, and her B-cups
"Uh-huhh..." she moaned as Ed started to tweak her wide nipples.
He felt her pussy gripping him tightly. It was feeling really good now...
*Time to choose, Ed! Pinky or Perry?*
Ed continued to thrust. Why couldn't he think straight? he wondered.
*Looks like I gave you a little too much happy juice, buddy. How about we give her both, and may the best man win?*
"Uh!
"Uck-ah!"
"Huh...huh..." Ed leaned down upon the girl, all of his energy gone.
"Umm...can'd breedh..." the girl groaned from under him.
He pulled back, Perry slipping out from inside her and making them both gasp. "Oh, sorry," he offered.
She
Ed grabbed her clothes and handed them to her under the stall door.
"Thanks!"
"You're...welcome..." Ed shook his head, zipped up, and went back to class.
Kelly and Smolder meet Ed.
Ed
Homeland Security agents Kelly and Smolder were stumped
"Hmm..." Kelly hummed as she consulted her phone.
"I know that 'hmm'," Smolder responded jokingly, "you found something."
"A
He didn't even look. "Oh God, aliens again? I keep telling you, there's no such thing, Kelly!"
"So you keep saying," she replied, "but do we have anything better to go on?"
Ding dong!
Ed woke up from his nap. "Mom?" he called out.
Ding dong!
Since
"JOHN SMITH!" the man pointed a finger accusingly at Ed.
Ed staggered back. That was the fake name that he had given at the clinic! How the hell had they found him?
"Oh, enough, Smolder," the woman chastised him. "Are you going to yell that at every brown-haired male we come across?"
The man smiled, chagrined. "You never know, right?"
Ed tried to control his breathing. "Um...um...who are you? What do you want?"
The
"Um, sure," Ed acquiesced as they closed the door behind them.
"Who are you, if not John Smith?" the man -- Smolder -- asked him, notebook in hand.
"Ed Doughtry, sir."
"'Sir'...someone raised you right, Ed. Are your parents here?"
"Dad's
"We'd like to ask you about the meteorite that landed in your back forty, Mr. Doughtry," Agent Kelly asked.
"Meteorite? Sorry, I wasn't aware," Ed lied.
"It
"Um, sure..."
He
Smolder gave him a disarming smile. "So, Ed...what's there to do for fun around here?"
In
A minute or so later,
Lacey suddenly felt very hot. She had to get her clothes
Then she realized that
She moaned as she pushed back, and that sizable member
Then
Her lover started to thrust
"Ungh!"
Lacey
Eve Doughtry tucked her softening member
Agent Kelly returned. "Unfortunately, there wasn't much left of the meteorite."
"So, no aliens?" Smolder asked with a sardonic grin.
Ed choked. "Uhh...aliens? Are you kidding?"
*You rang?* Perry sounded in his head.
"Where the hell have you been?" Ed subvocalized.
"What was that?" Smolder asked.
"Just...wondering when my Mom's going to be home. She's been gone for a while."
Kelly
*Oh, she's cute, Ed...kind of a hot nerd, don'tcha think?* Perry asked.
Ed smiled at her and nodded, "Yep."
"All right, we'll show ourselves out. Have a good day." Then they were gone.
"Perry, that was way too close!" Ed exclaimed.
*Relax, Ed...if we can't beat 'em, she'll join us, and it looks like she's the smart one in that partnership. Problem solved.*
Ed wondered.
The teary ending.
Agents
An attractive, shorter brunette woman opened it and gave the agent an assessing gaze. "Yes?"
Kelly
The woman stood back and
"Thank you." Kelly entered the house. "Oh, what a lovely home you have, Darl--"
As
"--ahh!"
In a flash, Darla was upon her, pushing up the
*Ha! Got her!* Perry announced in Ed's head.
"Got who?"
*Agent Kelly! She went next door to Darla's, and...*
"Aunt Darla too? Oh, Perry!"
*Shit! What just happened?*
"What?"
*I lost contact with Darla...there's just nothing!*
Ed had never heard Perry sound worried before. "Um..."
*I'm calling in reinforcements.*
"Coraaa...whyyy...?"
"I just gotta..." Cora responded, "...gotta...unhh..." She
"Aahhh! Corrraaaa!!" her mother screamed as her own orgasm exploded from the hot, wet pressure filling her.
Cora froze for a moment, pulled out quickly, and raced from the room, not even pausing to pull her baggy jeans back on.
Around
A few minutes later, there was a banging on the front door.
*Don't answer it, Ed!* Perry yelled in his head.
"That's not your reinforcements? What do I do?"
*Out the back!*
Ed rushed for the back door, but Agent Smolder kicked that in, gun drawn and pointed right at him.
"Ack!" Ed screeched, and automatically put his hands up.
"Open the front door, Ed," Smolder directed him, his pistol unwavering.
He
"Err, what's goin' on, Kelly?" Smolder asked as he put away his gun. "Is Ed here our guy?"
"That's
"Okay, I'll just be out here trying to unkick the back door, I guess?" Smolder called up cheekily.
She dropped the silver briefcase onto his bed. "Pants off, Ed."
*Stupid woman!* Perry exulted, *Now she's ours! Let's show her what we're made of, Ed.*
Ed unzipped and Perry sprang out, dancing hypnotically before the short, sexy agent.
"There you are," Kelly said, her eyes turning entirely coal black.
*No! What are they doing here?! Shit! Run, Ed!*
Suddenly
Her
There was the scrabbling sound of
"We don't have much
Ed's mind felt odd, like he was waking up from a dream.
"Concentrate, Ed! Don't let it mess with your head. Think about your family," she urged him.
Ed
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by Krosis. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.
"Doctor Lintrell?"
The brown-haired woman looked up from her desk and lowered her cats-eye glasses. "Yes? Do we have an appointment?"
The
"Oh, yes, please close the door and have a
The agents sat. The man, Smolder, leaned forward, looking skeptical. "About a large blue penis?"
The
Kelly read it and then
"I don't remember writing that, agents, but it's definitely my handwriting."
Smolder took a picture of the note with his phone and handed it back to the doctor. "John Smith, huh?"
She looked nettled. "Obviously a fake name...I expect that he was embarrassed about his penis."
Kelly nodded. "And you can't remember anything about this man, other than that?"
Doctor Lintrell shook her head. "I'm sorry...my staff didn't even remember him. One thought that he might have had brown hair?"
Smolder
"I'm sorry for my partner," Kelly said. "He's a bit of a skeptic."
The doctor nodded. "You said you were Homeland Security? I called the local police."
Kelly got to her feet. "We believe that this could be far bigger than a local issue." She drew closer and whispered, "Aliens."
The doctor looked at her blankly. "You think 'John Smith' is Mexican?"
Kelly frowned and sighed. "Something like that. We'll be in touch, Doctor."
---
Spring
He caught the gorgeous blonde just as she was heading back to class. "Hey, Charisma! Can I talk to you?"
"You are talking to me," she replied dismissively, not stopping.
"I mean alone!"
She paused and turned to him. "What for?"
"I...I have to show you something...you'll really love it!"
"I've
"Just a sec," Ed said. He turned his back to her and let
"Oh," Charisma responded as she beheld his large blue alien penis.
Ed paused. "Oh?"
Charisma pulled her skirt up, surprising him. "Yeah, I already got one of those. Blue dick buddies!" She held out her fist.
Ed was unable to tear his eyes away from the 4" blue penis hanging between her legs.
"Oh, c'mon! Don't leave me hangin'!"
Ed slowly raised his arm and gave her the saddest fist bump ever.
"Okay, see ya!" Then she was gone, leaving Ed standing alone in the girls' washroom.
*So...I
"Drones?"
*Yeah...well,
Ed's mind was overloading. Everyone he had sex with? "Muh...my Mom too?"
*Oh, she's been great, just going to town on the locals, and then with her own sister...so hot!*
"Aunt Erin?!"
Just
*Time to have some fun, Ed!*
"But...no..." Ed felt his body flush with desire for this young woman, Perry leading the way as he advanced on her.
She
"Perry...I
*Hey,
Ed started to thrust. It was feeling really good. His mind
*That's what I named your remaining testicle. I can make
"I...umm..." Ed unfastened the girl's bra, and her B-cups
"Uh-huhh..." she moaned as Ed started to tweak her wide nipples.
He felt her pussy gripping him tightly. It was feeling really good now...
*Time to choose, Ed! Pinky or Perry?*
Ed continued to thrust. Why couldn't he think straight? he wondered.
*Looks like I gave you a little too much happy juice, buddy. How about we give her both, and may the best man win?*
"Uh!
"Uck-ah!"
"Huh...huh..." Ed leaned down upon the girl, all of his energy gone.
"Umm...can'd breedh..." the girl groaned from under him.
He pulled back, Perry slipping out from inside her and making them both gasp. "Oh, sorry," he offered.
She
Ed grabbed her clothes and handed them to her under the stall door.
"Thanks!"
"You're...welcome..." Ed shook his head, zipped up, and went back to class.
Kelly and Smolder meet Ed.
Ed
Homeland Security agents Kelly and Smolder were stumped
"Hmm..." Kelly hummed as she consulted her phone.
"I know that 'hmm'," Smolder responded jokingly, "you found something."
"A
He didn't even look. "Oh God, aliens again? I keep telling you, there's no such thing, Kelly!"
"So you keep saying," she replied, "but do we have anything better to go on?"
Ding dong!
Ed woke up from his nap. "Mom?" he called out.
Ding dong!
Since
"JOHN SMITH!" the man pointed a finger accusingly at Ed.
Ed staggered back. That was the fake name that he had given at the clinic! How the hell had they found him?
"Oh, enough, Smolder," the woman chastised him. "Are you going to yell that at every brown-haired male we come across?"
The man smiled, chagrined. "You never know, right?"
Ed tried to control his breathing. "Um...um...who are you? What do you want?"
The
"Um, sure," Ed acquiesced as they closed the door behind them.
"Who are you, if not John Smith?" the man -- Smolder -- asked him, notebook in hand.
"Ed Doughtry, sir."
"'Sir'...someone raised you right, Ed. Are your parents here?"
"Dad's
"We'd like to ask you about the meteorite that landed in your back forty, Mr. Doughtry," Agent Kelly asked.
"Meteorite? Sorry, I wasn't aware," Ed lied.
"It
"Um, sure..."
He
Smolder gave him a disarming smile. "So, Ed...what's there to do for fun around here?"
In
A minute or so later,
Lacey suddenly felt very hot. She had to get her clothes
Then she realized that
She moaned as she pushed back, and that sizable member
Then
Her lover started to thrust
"Ungh!"
Lacey
Eve Doughtry tucked her softening member
Agent Kelly returned. "Unfortunately, there wasn't much left of the meteorite."
"So, no aliens?" Smolder asked with a sardonic grin.
Ed choked. "Uhh...aliens? Are you kidding?"
*You rang?* Perry sounded in his head.
"Where the hell have you been?" Ed subvocalized.
"What was that?" Smolder asked.
"Just...wondering when my Mom's going to be home. She's been gone for a while."
Kelly
*Oh, she's cute, Ed...kind of a hot nerd, don'tcha think?* Perry asked.
Ed smiled at her and nodded, "Yep."
"All right, we'll show ourselves out. Have a good day." Then they were gone.
"Perry, that was way too close!" Ed exclaimed.
*Relax, Ed...if we can't beat 'em, she'll join us, and it looks like she's the smart one in that partnership. Problem solved.*
Ed wondered.
The teary ending.
Agents
An attractive, shorter brunette woman opened it and gave the agent an assessing gaze. "Yes?"
Kelly
The woman stood back and
"Thank you." Kelly entered the house. "Oh, what a lovely home you have, Darl--"
As
"--ahh!"
In a flash, Darla was upon her, pushing up the
*Ha! Got her!* Perry announced in Ed's head.
"Got who?"
*Agent Kelly! She went next door to Darla's, and...*
"Aunt Darla too? Oh, Perry!"
*Shit! What just happened?*
"What?"
*I lost contact with Darla...there's just nothing!*
Ed had never heard Perry sound worried before. "Um..."
*I'm calling in reinforcements.*
"Coraaa...whyyy...?"
"I just gotta..." Cora responded, "...gotta...unhh..." She
"Aahhh! Corrraaaa!!" her mother screamed as her own orgasm exploded from the hot, wet pressure filling her.
Cora froze for a moment, pulled out quickly, and raced from the room, not even pausing to pull her baggy jeans back on.
Around
A few minutes later, there was a banging on the front door.
*Don't answer it, Ed!* Perry yelled in his head.
"That's not your reinforcements? What do I do?"
*Out the back!*
Ed rushed for the back door, but Agent Smolder kicked that in, gun drawn and pointed right at him.
"Ack!" Ed screeched, and automatically put his hands up.
"Open the front door, Ed," Smolder directed him, his pistol unwavering.
He
"Err, what's goin' on, Kelly?" Smolder asked as he put away his gun. "Is Ed here our guy?"
"That's
"Okay, I'll just be out here trying to unkick the back door, I guess?" Smolder called up cheekily.
She dropped the silver briefcase onto his bed. "Pants off, Ed."
*Stupid woman!* Perry exulted, *Now she's ours! Let's show her what we're made of, Ed.*
Ed unzipped and Perry sprang out, dancing hypnotically before the short, sexy agent.
"There you are," Kelly said, her eyes turning entirely coal black.
*No! What are they doing here?! Shit! Run, Ed!*
Suddenly
Her
There was the scrabbling sound of
"We don't have much
Ed's mind felt odd, like he was waking up from a dream.
"Concentrate, Ed! Don't let it mess with your head. Think about your family," she urged him.
Ed

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