This week on This Is Why We Can’t Have a Podcast… chaos strikes immediately.

Jen is eating a corn dog mid-recording 🌭, Ashton is spiraling over bad drivers (and personalized license plates 😤), and somehow we end up deep in a full-blown alien conspiracy at a Miami mall 👽

BUT in between the laughs, we get real—talking about grief, friendship, and the kind of people who will walk into the river with you (even in Chanel pants 💅).

✨ In this episode:

• The dangers of personalized license plates (apparently 😅)
• Jen’s strategy for surviving potential murderers at gas stations
• A new widow listener we may have recruited 💔➡️❤️
• Why adult friendships are everything
• And… the Miami Mall alien conspiracy that has us questioning EVERYTHING

Basically: it’s unhinged, heartfelt, and exactly why we shouldn’t have a podcast.