On the couch: Cris Machado & TJ Noonan!

- Hackers take control of a bluetooth controlled chastity device and extort users for Bitcoins or they won't release their junk.

- We play a round of Pervert Price is Right!

- Colorado sex offender Nathan Wood gets caught checking out German child porn on the dark web on an iPad at the Apple Store.

- Caleb Burczyk, a 29 year old from North Dakota, threatened to kill a former co-worker after he refused to accept his Facebook friend request

- Hichman Asfir stabs a Walmart employee after the employee scans the man's item for purchase