In celebration of the release of the remake, we break the barrier and dig our toes into the sour ground of the original Pet Semetary.

 

We laughed, we groaned, we kissed 2 hours goodbye. Bury your dead and hope they don’t come back so you can avoid this film!

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Deviant Casting Director

• Fred Gwynne was perfect as Jud

Deviant Script Doctor

• WENDIGO! SHOW ME, THE FUCKING WENDIGO!
• Apparently the visions that Louis and Ellie have are hints that they possess the Shining
• Is digging up a body in broad daylight the best idea?

It’s Just so Ridiculous!

• Gage was a DJ in the movie Tropic Thunder!?
• Do you think kids playing in horror movies fucks them up?
• How far WAS the Micmac burial ground?
• • It’s not the actual Pet Semetary that’s the evil part, it’s the Micmac burial grounds, and it looked like Jud and Louis had to travel FAR to get there.
• Stephen King Failure - The truck that kills Gage was NOT featured in another Stephen King movie: Maximum Overdrive.
• Mom: “He probably went out for a hamburger, or a chicken dinner dear. You know how men are when they’re alone!”

The Kim Coppola Award
Awarded to the Finest Worst Actor of the Film

• The Guch: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed
• Devo: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed
• • God awful acting
  • Pussy-fish-like handshake
• The Clintoris: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed

Winner: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed

Deviantly Repeatable Quotes

Jud: “Christ on his throne, no!”