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Peter The Dolphin Part 1: The Ballad of Chuggernaut


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Fasten your SEAtbelts folks, we got another fucking doozy for you.

While attempting to pump out a lazy ‘sode, the gang stumbled into a four part saga.

LSD, sensory deprivation tanks, animal abuse, NASA funded linguistics experiments, shady societies with members like Carl Sagan, & so much more…

Ok fine, it's pretty much exclusively about a lady that jacked off a dolphin. We said it, are you happy?

Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld  

—If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch.

The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A

Twitter: @lsldpod

—D.G.: @ibangmybros

—Ian: @LSLDian

—Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars 

like Jack Unterweger)

—Stasha: @stupid3m0kids

—Steve: @skillamcdilla

Instagram: @lsldpod

TikTok: @lsldpod (We strictly post PRC propaganda, but in fun, lighthearted way!)

Promos:

Do you have an abnormally large head & the cool, hip fashion hats you see others sporting just don't work for you? Go to: www.mammothheadwear.com & use code "LSLD" at checkout for a sweet ass discount (it's like 20% or something, I don't know, I forgot. I can't keep track of everything ok Debra? This goes towards those "child support payments" & the federal "government" has garnished my wages, are you fucking happy Deb? So please just buy a fucking hat. I don't even care if you wear it, order one & throw it in the trash please, I don't give a fucking shit. This is my only source of income & I swear I am one traumatic life event away from doing something incredibly unhinged).

Ok, that should cover all of it. Love you, bye!

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