Pete gets Eli Manning yards on the latest issue of Brand New Day, Captain Bucky kneecaps some men in tights, the Last Man goes out with a bang, but not as loudly as Professor X. Denouement to Messiah Complex, Alex Ross's new project is a suckfest (aka Superpowers), while the Avengers continues to own da Basment. Also? A bitter New York Jew discusses a little known classic!