Dan Carney and Jake Velazquez return to the show for today's episode. They take about the presidents before Washington, fabricating a rags-to-riches backstory, and getting cornrows.

Thanks to Jake and Dan for coming back on the show, check them out at their links down below for more info and links to their podcasts, road dates, etc.

Dan is on Instagram @danmancarney and if you're in Florida, check him out in Miami on 3/5 and Tampa on 3/26. Jake is on Instagram @jakevcomedy and co-hosts the Do Less Podcast with former guest Mike Bramante.

As always, find Michael Good on Instagram @michael_good1125 and on Twitter @agoodmichael

This podcast was produced by Paxton Fleming, you can find him on Instagram @yaboypax