Unfortunately Yours by Ivy_Wild
Ch 16: Eye of the Storm
Hermione tries on her dress for the gala and everyone in the shop has their jaws on the floor (from the dress or the latest update in her marriage saga, who's to say).
Meanwhile Draco is having his own dish session with Blaise and being served something of a verbal slap up the head.
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