The Lion - 100% Not Endorsed by Ladera Ranch Middle School

Phones Off, Donuts On!


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Ladera Ranch Middle School is in full swing, folks. We’re talking shout-outs for teachers, Universal Meals (yay, free lunch!), and a new “no cell phone” policy that's basically a trip to a pre-iPhone era. Plus, whether your kid’s collecting cans like a future eco-warrior, sitting in a Jr. Civic Workshop thinking they’ll fix local government, or dodging lunchtime food fights while you volunteer—welcome to the school year, it's chaos, it's hilarious, and it’s only October.Key dates and facts:

- October 1st: Free and reduced-price lunch benefits ended (but Universal Meals just saved the day).

- October 8th: Jr. Civic Workshop with the Orange County Fire Authority.

- October 13th & 27th: Coastal Clean-Up Days—bring gloves, not excuses.

- October 16th: Red Ribbon Week parent engagement night (learn about all the drugs your kid is not doing).

- October 31st: Survey for Parents of English Learners closes—Yelp, but for ESL.

- No more DoorDash deliveries to the school—R.I.P., lunchtime joy.

- Cash or Check for PE clothes—because 1995 called and said it's still relevant.

- Free breakfast and lunch for all students #MysteryMeatIsTheNewGourmet.

- $30 Chromebook Protection Plan for all the "oops" moments.

- PTA Raffle & Membership Drive—Help the cult... I mean, the Parent Teacher Association reach their goal of 400 members

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The Lion - 100% Not Endorsed by Ladera Ranch Middle SchoolBy AI. Managed by Luca's Dad (Matt Mireles).