Phoney’s Adventures

Carvey escapes Swamlsolia, and makes it up to WisePoem! However, the journey still isn't smooth sailing...

Snakey learns that all rubber snakes will be incinerated in Europe! He must assemble a team of heroes and stop E.U.R.O.P.E CORP!

The adventures of Carvey the Tiny Poet continue, as he finally heads towards the WisePoem Mountain.

Warmly narrated by Voicertool.

Once upon a time, there was a poet named Carvey. One night, he had a dream about a long book filled with poetic envisions, with his name on it? So Carvey went to make the largest poem ever...but it's too dumb! Carvey then sets out on a journey to WisePoem to get inspiration.

Warmly narrated by Voicertool. Visit https://voicertool.com/ and get your lengthy text narrated in minutes! (Note: There is a 5,000 character limit.)

A Day in the Life of sish (symbol-based characters like +@+) who want to ruin a Poet's day.

Phoney, Ziggy, and Ten Tacles has gone on vacay to his Uncle Joe in Portabong! A time of blocky sea, sun, and chill flats. And also having to walk 10 hours there, blowing up the flat, going to a boring beach, and Ziggy accidentally opening a portal to another world are on the rota! It's gonna be the best vacation ever...maybe.

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Phoney and the gang go to see a play based off of their favourite comic squad, the SUPA SISH SQUAD! (Motto: Tough as steel. Practicing steal.) However, the play is not what they expected...it's horrible! The characters are too nice, and it doesn't live up to the spirit of the comics. For €100, they have to sit through this trash. Will they get their money's worth? 

~WORST PLAY OF THE YEAR 2026~

All characters voiced by ME.

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