On the "Pi-Day" episode, Jamison recounts a visit to Marie Calendar's with his family, and two best friends, Theo and Taylor, and his sister Macie's obsession with a Claw Machine, and Taylor's determination to overcome it. Also includes a "Fruit Pie Sonnet."

Broadcast on the fictional KCTS Radio station, Greenwood & Company is sponsored by several abysmal products that no one in their right mind would want to buy, and philanthropies dedicated to a number of the most bizarre causes.

*DISCLAIMER: All the characters, settings, and situations depicted in this program, as well as all advertised products and organizations are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to products, events, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Also KCTS-FM "The Kactus" is not an actual radio station.

Opening/Closing Theme: "Wet Sock" by Martin Landstrom: https://www.epidemicsound.com/music/tracks/4474af47-b11d-4acf-ad49-e2fa8a9ac11b/

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