Oh dear, sweet, gullible Andy. Just when we think you’ve reached the bottom of your stupidity you manage to find an idiotic sub-basement. Girl, you are a sucker for breakfast and bad choices. We’d tell you to call your mom, but she’s in the midst of trying to get herself killed. Is there a family plan for caskets? Gordon better up that life insurance while he can.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”