Tom Schwartz refuses to grow up. He is a big pig, but he insists on sleeping in a crib, eating strained foods, wearing baby clothes, and riding in a stroller. Then one day, Tom Schwartz surprises everyone--especially himself.

Writer and elite podcaster John McDonough (Teach Me Sentai) returns to to discuss this week's cultural emergency: RuPaul's Drag Race judging is bananas. The girlies gripe about acting challenge stupidity, Daya Betty's low-level villainy, Vanderpump Rules, and Robert Pattinson's history of lies. All this and more on the forty-eighth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.

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