Podfic Text-to-Speech (TTS) reading of Pigeons, Crisps, and Three Claiming Bites by Quietlemonhush

Summary:
It wasn’t even a proper kidnapping.

“This isn’t even a proper kidnapping,” Sirius complained. “Shouldn’t you have done a ransom note?”

The other man—his name was Dale but Sirius was calling him Dirk to be annoying—shot him a look. “Omegas should be seen and not heard, dear,” he said.

“Huff my ball sweat,” Sirius said indignantly, and he didn’t know if it was because he had been called an omega or called a dear. Both were bad.

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A man named Dale kidnaps Sirius and sends a ransom note. Sirius isn't bothered, but Remus has a lot of feelings on the matter.

Creators
Quietlemonhush | AO3
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