The Pilot Episode of Dr. Phil SUCKS!! and much more comedy... Dr. Phil wants to hurry up the show so he can go out and continue being a serial killer. He also talks about a two year old and four year old who can't sing the abc's who's parents let them watch rated R and X movies. He also talks about his new book that he didn't even right that some other guy wrote... yea, this guy REALLY SUCKS!!!