“Go away! We don’t need you!” Our last TOS pilot! We spend a lot of time arguing over how to interpret Bob Carter’s actions in the latter half of the episode, and feel bad for McCoy having to shoot his dead ex-girlfriend with a skittles ray. Tangents include Laura being genuinely horrified by Emmanuel’s insistence that an annual physical checkup is too much. Body count: 3 Starfleet crewmen, 1 cranky doctor, 1 tragic salt vampire.