"It’s been a looong time” but we’ve finally gotten here, to the Enterprise pilot! We come in hot with choppy pacing and lots of tension between humans and Vulcans—because humans are morally judgey. The prequel pilot gives us a good look at: tech we take for granted, ie artificial gravity and the universal translator; Porthos, a good boy; Star Trek Sexy Times™ especially T’Pol’s outfits; best space uniforms. Body count: rows of poor, defenseless corn; couple of souped up Suliban