“Let’s talk about fake places that are warm and fuzzy.” We made it through a wilderness of pilots and we’re ready to rank them, deciding highlights and failures: what’s our favorite TOS pilot? Worst pilot? Best? Spoilers, we agree on worst and best but not on anything else. And tangents galore: Laura's jealousy about Emmanuel's work hours; RPG cult classic Legend of Dragoon; fantasy casting for 2009 Khan; Emmanuel's mustache fetish. We also pick the topic for our next series. Over ‘n’ out!